Elongitudinalizeated
Verb(past tense) used to describe something that has been irrationally or unnaturally lengthened against all logical reason and sense.
NOTE: This is an example of an entirely unnecessary transformation of a standard English word, into a much larger colloquy, with usually at least 5 times the letters of the original word (which is now lost in a soggy quagmire of sewer-worthy American filth).
Example 1; Hugely over-dramatic sport commentator 1: "Well the quarter-back totally Elongitudinalizeated that play."
Hugely over-dramatic sport commentator 2: "Tell me about it! It was completely un-applicationallyable in that scenario!"
Example 2; American 1: "Hey buddy, do you wanna add some suffixes to existing English words just for the hell of it?"
American 2: "Yeah man! Oh boy... do you remember last time we elongitudinalizeated all those words?! That was SICK DUDE!"
Example 1; Hugely over-dramatic sport commentator 1: "Well the quarter-back totally Elongitudinalizeated that play."
Hugely over-dramatic sport commentator 2: "Tell me about it! It was completely un-applicationallyable in that scenario!"
Example 2; American 1: "Hey buddy, do you wanna add some suffixes to existing English words just for the hell of it?"
American 2: "Yeah man! Oh boy... do you remember last time we elongitudinalizeated all those words?! That was SICK DUDE!"