Elonoma

A condition resulting in the extreme thinning of the skin. This severe condition renders the subject unable to cope with criticism or ridicule of any nature. Side effects include: pettiness, decreased wit, hypocrisy, biases, pasty skin, and the need to act out bad puns in real life. The condition can be triggered by the sudden loss of wealth, the realization that people only like you for your money, and terrible business decisions.