eloser
Noun
1. Someone who spends all their time online.
2. Someone who doesn't have any online presence.
1. Someone who spends all their time online.
2. Someone who doesn't have any online presence.
Person A: Come on, don't be such an eloser! Put down your iPhone and actually engage in a conversation.
Person B: *sends a text*
Person A: With words. That come out of your mouth. Hello, I'm in the same room as you.
- or -
I love him! He's got this great gig taking people on climbs all over the world. Totally is an ungoogleable eloser, but isn't at all, just kinda private, mysterious, and not into elife.
Person B: *sends a text*
Person A: With words. That come out of your mouth. Hello, I'm in the same room as you.
- or -
I love him! He's got this great gig taking people on climbs all over the world. Totally is an ungoogleable eloser, but isn't at all, just kinda private, mysterious, and not into elife.
Elose
A beautiful creature, who lives in Eliseland
An Elise!
An Eluse!
An Elephant eating a moose!
An Elephant eating a mouse!
The mouse going in the elephant's ear!
The elephant screaming "E!"
The elephant screaming "L!"
The elephant screaming "O!"
The elephant screaming "S!"
The elephant screaming "E!"
The elephant screamed ELOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE
An Elise!
An Eluse!
An Elephant eating a moose!
An Elephant eating a mouse!
The mouse going in the elephant's ear!
The elephant screaming "E!"
The elephant screaming "L!"
The elephant screaming "O!"
The elephant screaming "S!"
The elephant screaming "E!"
The elephant screamed ELOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE
The Elose was so beautiful.
eLoser
Another name for eHarmony.
Yo, last night my matches on eLoser were totally wack.