El Peloté

A Costa Rican sun god whom the natives have dubbed “one-ball”. He is said to arrive in plain sight yearly and usually in late February. Though a god, his human-likeness and appearance brings a real hope to the people. During this time of mortal presence the people celebrate by taking pictures with and drinking with El Peloté. In his most recent arrival he was saved from certain death in Pacific Ocean by a tiny Tico. He can be recognized by his large hook nose and and CrossFit apparel.

Rejoice! El Peloté has arrived. He’s right over there drinking a margarita and chewing on a raw fish. All hail El Peloté

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释义	El Peloté A Costa Rican sun god whom the natives have dubbed “one-ball”. He is said to arrive in plain sight yearly and usually in late February. Though a god, his human-likeness and appearance brings a real hope to the people. During this time of mortal presence the people celebrate by taking pictures with and drinking with El Peloté. In his most recent arrival he was saved from certain death in Pacific Ocean by a tiny Tico. He can be recognized by his large hook nose and and CrossFit apparel. Rejoice! El Peloté has arrived. He’s right over there drinking a margarita and chewing on a raw fish. All hail El Peloté
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