Elsibeth

Elsibeth is a cunning and dumb genius, she loves to put cocunut milk on pizza and pasta with their hands. She hates people who are nice because she thinks they are zug-zwang, If you ever run across a wild Elsibeth in your life, I'd recommend buying her a horse poo flavoured ice-cream and run in the other direction. Although sometimes their collarbones are very creamy, and are a delicacy ingreadient used in Carbonara Pasta.