elway

-noun
1. early morning bowel movement

–verb
2. to defecate
3. to poop

In 1492 John Elway descended from Valhalla and discovered Colorado. He immediately started bottling his piss( also known a Coors original) and shitting out ford dealerships. John was a humble deity so he let other teams win until his final two years in the NFL. he did this by taking 500 vallume and drinking 300 beers before every game, any less and the Denver broncos would win games by 6000 points. Then in 1998,99 he cut the dose in half, this is why he single handily destroyed the packers and falcons. John Elway now resides on top of Pikes Peak controlling the outcome of all sporting events….. the browns will never win a super bowl.

A cross or plus shaped bruise inflicted when the nose of a football contacts the flesh at velocities Elway routinely attained.

2 minute drill, audible at the line of scrimmage (fooling the defense). Dont get caught offsides ;)

A better QB than Marino(Elway actually used his team), known for blowing the colts away by not joining them, then got humiliated in 3 SBs til' he won 2

The greatest football quarter-back of all time. Lead the Broncos to 2 back to back Super Bowl wins.

The John Elway is a type of grenade throw in Call of Duty 4 (or any first-person shooter) where the thrower blindly heaves a high-arcing grenade that results in a kill.