Emastabatory Aid
An item to aid in Masterbation, usually pornography or a slut you found in an alley. If you have a good health plan it could vary from sexy nurses all the way to a clone of Angelina Jolee.
Person 1 "I cant get a hard on *cries*"
Person 2 "You need an Emastabatory Aid!"
Person 2 "You need an Emastabatory Aid!"