EMEGG
"extradimensional machine elf gorilla grip" or, pussy from the green hair bitch that uses fae/faer pronouns. 1/4th chance to give you a yeast infection, prolly worth it tho.
"Bro I heard you hooked up with Shae last night, how was it dude?" "Broooooo fae've got that EMEGG for sure!!!!! Lowkey gonna get tested tomorrow tho, just in case..."