EMFTX
Short for East Motherfucking Texas. The part of the state that's more Louisiana than it is Texas. Located east of Interstate 45, full of meth, coke, alligators, and some of the best high school football in the state.
Person 1: Dude, I just saw this guy snort a line in the middle of the street!
Person 2: We're in Lufkin, that's EMFTX for you.
Person 2: We're in Lufkin, that's EMFTX for you.