Emodouche
The rare breed of both an emo and a douche.
Mike: "everybody wants me to be what they want me to be; i'm not happy when i try to fake it. ...oh that's why i'm easy, i'm easy like sunday morning"
Mikes older brother: oh go crawl in a dark closet emodouche
Mikes older brother: oh go crawl in a dark closet emodouche