Emo Penis
A penis that gets no action, and therefore sits alone in its pants.
Dude, John hasn't had any action in months, he has an emo penis
emo-penis
emo-penis (german: emo-penis) is a definition for people with dyed hair and piercings.
A: OMG are you an emo-penis?
B: YES HOW DID YOU KNOW?
A: I Saw your dyed hair and piercings
B: YES HOW DID YOU KNOW?
A: I Saw your dyed hair and piercings