emotional cristache
when a man skips shaving for a couple of days and and the excess facial hair growth makes it appear as though he's going through an emotional crisis. this may or may not be the case.
Jim: 'Man, Jake's looking pretty terrible, he hasn't shaved in days.'
Mel: 'Yeah his girlfriend broke up with him - he's going through an emotional cristache.'
Mel: 'Yeah his girlfriend broke up with him - he's going through an emotional cristache.'