emotion boner
The scale in which one directs how hormonal one is based off the size of an imaginary erect penis. Example: I'm raging so hard my emotion boner is 10 inches long and throbbing.
I'm raging so hard my emotion boner is 10 inches long and throbbing.
emotional boner
When the girl you love is telling you how much she really loves you and it gives you a boner. Often leads to the best emotionally charged lovemaking.
Girl: Baby you really are the love of my life.
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Girl: Are you hard?!
Guy: Sorry, it's an emotional boner.
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Girl: Are you hard?!
Guy: Sorry, it's an emotional boner.
Emotional Boner
noun- that feeling that you get when you are head over heels over someone. Or whenever you are emotionally charged usually involving a significant other.
I have so much chemistry with this boy and he knows where to touch me. He gives me an emotional boner.