EMP Fingers

A condition in which one has consistent bad luck with electronic devices not working as they should.

Symptoms may include but are not limited to:
-Programs and apps being glitchier/buggier than they are for other people.
-"It was fine yesterday, now it just won't turn on."
-Repeated accidental purchases of defective devices.
-"Nobody else's is crashing over and over like this, wtf!"
-Devices breaking down without warning or determinable cause.
-Me: *pulls new phone out of pocket* Phone screen: *is permanently glitched*

There is no known cure.

My girlfriend bluescreened both my computers and got the red ring on my 360, so I kinda think she has EMP fingers.

俚语	emp fingers
释义	EMP Fingers A condition in which one has consistent bad luck with electronic devices not working as they should. Symptoms may include but are not limited to: -Programs and apps being glitchier/buggier than they are for other people. -"It was fine yesterday, now it just won't turn on." -Repeated accidental purchases of defective devices. -"Nobody else's is crashing over and over like this, wtf!" -Devices breaking down without warning or determinable cause. -Me: pulls new phone out of pocket Phone screen: is permanently glitched There is no known cure. My girlfriend bluescreened both my computers and got the red ring on my 360, so I kinda think she has EMP fingers.
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