emphutae
Emphutae is a code word for going poop or crap. However, it is most often used in association with 'diahrea' or bad indegestion.
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(Em FOO Tay)
"Oh man, I just had to emphutae, I feel so much better now"
(Pointing at toilet) "Emphutae!"
"Go ahead, I don't give an emphutae!"
(Pointing at toilet) "Emphutae!"
"Go ahead, I don't give an emphutae!"