EMP
Eat my pussy.
Son: Dad, we're out of food. I need something to eat.
Dad: EMP
Son: dude...
Dad: EMP
Son: dude...
EMP
(Phrase) Slang for Eat My Pussy. Commonly used in the hallways of Catholic schools in order to disguise the true message at hand.
Dialogue:
Stacy: Hey Rachel, what's up
Rachel: Hello Stacy, why don't you EMP!
Stacy: Hey Rachel, what's up
Rachel: Hello Stacy, why don't you EMP!
EMP
Electromagnetic Pulse.
"When a nuclear bomb explodes, a whole shitload of EMP is discharged, and powerful enough to turn all appliances into toast!"
-me
-me
EMP
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Chuck-E-Cheese is the best place to find EMP
EMP
EMP is an acronym for Electronic Monitoring Program. It is when a person has to wear an ankle bracelet and be under home monitoring for a certain period of time. A person on EMP cannot step out of the house within a certain boundary. If that person has to go somewhere like to drug class or church they have notify their EMP P.O. before they leave and then once they arrive home. If they do try to leave and run around the streets the other side of the monitor where the probation offices are will begin beeping.
Note that there is a difference between House arrest and EMP. EMP you wear a monitor, house arrest you don't.
People under EMP have to pay for the ankle bracelet and the machine which is usually over $600.
Note that there is a difference between House arrest and EMP. EMP you wear a monitor, house arrest you don't.
People under EMP have to pay for the ankle bracelet and the machine which is usually over $600.
I'm on EMP for a drug offense
Man that sucks.
Man that sucks.
EMP
EMP = Empire
A group that moderates the Gay & Bi chat room on Stickam.com. Known for the Extremely intelligent rantings of their leader, Emporor Dominar.
A group that moderates the Gay & Bi chat room on Stickam.com. Known for the Extremely intelligent rantings of their leader, Emporor Dominar.
EMP=Empire. We moderate this chat room and do other fun stuff.
EMP
Epic Motherfucking Phail.
A fail so epic that not only did the spelling of the word 'fail' change, just for that moment but it also fucked several mothers.
A fail so epic that not only did the spelling of the word 'fail' change, just for that moment but it also fucked several mothers.
He fucking walked into a doorknob...EMP.