enchanting table
a table on which you enchant your items in (but not limited to) MineCraft
John: What's an enchanting table?
Mike: A table that you enchant things on, idiot
Mike: A table that you enchant things on, idiot
enchanting table
an ancient language that cant be deciphered or translated
demon : starts speaking enchanting table
brain : were fucking screwed
brain : were fucking screwed
Enchantment Table
1. A block in Minecraft where you can enchant sum shit
2. The untold language no one but the gods can speak.
3. A comeback to when someone is speaking a foreign language. Slightly racist tho.
2. The untold language no one but the gods can speak.
3. A comeback to when someone is speaking a foreign language. Slightly racist tho.
1. Someone: Whoa, I found fortune III on my Enchantment Table! Ill!
2. Someone 2: (on the phone)╎ ᔑᒲ ᓭ⚍!¡ᒷ∷ ⍑𝙹ℸ ̣ , ᔑꖎꖎ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ⊣╎∷ꖎᓭ ᒲ╎⊣⍑ℸ ̣ ⍑ᔑ⍊ᒷ ᓭᒷ ̇/ ∴╎ℸ ̣ ⍑ ᒲᒷ!
Someone 3: Whoa, did you hear that god on his phone?
Someone 4: Yeah man, he be speakin Enchantment Table.
3. Some foreign dude: *speaks Arabic or something*
Someone 3: Sorry, I don't speak Enchantment Table.
Someone 2: Whoa man, that's a bit racist.
2. Someone 2: (on the phone)╎ ᔑᒲ ᓭ⚍!¡ᒷ∷ ⍑𝙹ℸ ̣ , ᔑꖎꖎ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ⊣╎∷ꖎᓭ ᒲ╎⊣⍑ℸ ̣ ⍑ᔑ⍊ᒷ ᓭᒷ ̇/ ∴╎ℸ ̣ ⍑ ᒲᒷ!
Someone 3: Whoa, did you hear that god on his phone?
Someone 4: Yeah man, he be speakin Enchantment Table.
3. Some foreign dude: *speaks Arabic or something*
Someone 3: Sorry, I don't speak Enchantment Table.
Someone 2: Whoa man, that's a bit racist.
enchantment table
An unknown language spoken by an individual. Usually gibberish.
“Hey man did you hear Playboi Carti rap on that new song?”
“Yeah I did but I couldn’t understand him tho he was speaking Enchantment Table”
“Yeah I did but I couldn’t understand him tho he was speaking Enchantment Table”
Enchantment Table
Used when someone starts talking in a language no one really cares enough to learn (arabic, filipino, or whatever)
Kinda racist tho
Kinda racist tho
Some guy: nagsasalita ka ba ng pilipino?
Some other guy: Sorry bro, I don't speak enchantment table
Pewds: That's racist
Some other guy: Sorry bro, I don't speak enchantment table
Pewds: That's racist
Enchantment Table
language used by gods
Charlie: yo did you hear that one kid?
Brent: yea he was speaking enchantment table. he must be a god or something!
Brent: yea he was speaking enchantment table. he must be a god or something!
Minecraft Enchanting Table
The language beyond mortal comprehension, a language preferred by gods.
Person 1: ʖᒷ⍑𝙹ꖎ↸, ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ꖎᔑリ⊣⚍ᔑ⊣ᒷ 𝙹⎓ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ⊣𝙹↸ᓭ!
Person 2: Bro your speaking Minecraft Enchanting Table
Person 2: Bro your speaking Minecraft Enchanting Table