endosticking
endosticking is a sexual move that involves the male partner standing at the foot of a bed and aiming his penis while falling into the other sexual partners butt hole. a cape is suggested but not necessary. this move has a very high failure rate and can lead to broken penises and destroyed relationships.
Ring
"Hello?"
"Hey man, I tried endosticking with the girlfriend last night. guess where i am?"
"where?"
"the fucking hospital because i missed and broke my penis on the floor now the docs not sure it'll ever work again!"
"thats what you get for not paying me back my 10 dollars and listening to my sex move recommendations you prick"
"Hello?"
"Hey man, I tried endosticking with the girlfriend last night. guess where i am?"
"where?"
"the fucking hospital because i missed and broke my penis on the floor now the docs not sure it'll ever work again!"
"thats what you get for not paying me back my 10 dollars and listening to my sex move recommendations you prick"