EneBall
A football playstyle:
EneBall is a hybrid tactic, developed by decorated football manager John Emenuwe.
EneBall was first seen in the '22 U14 season, in which the UCS U14 used it to great effect, brushing past physically superior opponents.
EneBall is evidently inspired from two other playstyles;
A) Long-Ball Inshallah
90% of chances created in EneBall involved either the GK or two CB's hitting the ball as far as they can, and praying the opponents defence cocked up.
B) Brexit Ball
Official stats show that when EneBall players are under any pressure, the most common course of action is to kick the football very hard.
EneBall is a hybrid tactic, developed by decorated football manager John Emenuwe.
EneBall was first seen in the '22 U14 season, in which the UCS U14 used it to great effect, brushing past physically superior opponents.
EneBall is evidently inspired from two other playstyles;
A) Long-Ball Inshallah
90% of chances created in EneBall involved either the GK or two CB's hitting the ball as far as they can, and praying the opponents defence cocked up.
B) Brexit Ball
Official stats show that when EneBall players are under any pressure, the most common course of action is to kick the football very hard.
Opponent: How the fuck did you beat us you guys are fucking awful.
EneBall Team: Doesn't matter how shit we are we played EneBall
EneBall Team: Doesn't matter how shit we are we played EneBall