englanded
Getting England shoved in your face or doing something that is typical to England
You just got Englanded!
England
city
Nick Crompton: England is my city
England
A decent place. No more, no less. England varies depending mostly on what city you stay in. Yes, we have a problem with immigration, chavs, an underachieving football team, but we're not full of tea drinkers, with awful teeth/food either.
As the author of #1 stated, we have an unhealthy relationship with the other nations in the U.K, due to things that happened centuries ago, and sports games, but none of us really took off until we combined. My wife is Welsh, and I love her with all my heart.
Simply put, we are just an alright country.
As the author of #1 stated, we have an unhealthy relationship with the other nations in the U.K, due to things that happened centuries ago, and sports games, but none of us really took off until we combined. My wife is Welsh, and I love her with all my heart.
Simply put, we are just an alright country.
In England, you are sure to have both good and bad experiences.
england
my city
You know its Nick Crompton
And My collar stays poppin
yeah i can rap
and no im not from Compton
England is my city
And My collar stays poppin
yeah i can rap
and no im not from Compton
England is my city
England
Stands for Engulfs Nature's Gold land as it's only ever sunny a couple of days a year when everyone is busy at work and then rains the rest of the year
"Let's have a picnic it's a beautiful day"
5 minutes later
*Drowning sandwiches and jeans stuck to your legs*
"England never fails to rain at the worst times"
5 minutes later
*Drowning sandwiches and jeans stuck to your legs*
"England never fails to rain at the worst times"
Englander
Englander is someone of English descent living in a foriegn country that has not given up their traditional cultural manerisms in favour of their adopted cultural ways.
Once an Englander always an Englander.
Despite living in an adopted culture the man remains in the ways of an Englander true to his heritage, an outsider on the inside.
Despite living in an adopted culture the man remains in the ways of an Englander true to his heritage, an outsider on the inside.
England
English people are pissed off that American's think they drink tea and say 'spiffing' and shite.
Americans are pissed off becauses English people think they're all fat and stupid.
Yes, if it wasnt for England, America wouldnt be as we know it. Then again, if it wasnt for America, England wouldnt be what it is today either.
Face this fact: The two countries can't survive without eachother. Get over it, get on with your lives. (:
(written by a proud English woman) ;D
Americans are pissed off becauses English people think they're all fat and stupid.
Yes, if it wasnt for England, America wouldnt be as we know it. Then again, if it wasnt for America, England wouldnt be what it is today either.
Face this fact: The two countries can't survive without eachother. Get over it, get on with your lives. (:
(written by a proud English woman) ;D
England: America has a loaaad of fat people
America: Yeah, but you guys have distgusting teeth
Random Country: Guys! GUYS! Stop fighting! Be united in peaaaaaacee dudes
England: /:
America: |:
England: Yeah. Ok. Hey, America - wanna play some football?
America: What?
England: 'Soccer' /:
America: LOL go on then :L
America: Yeah, but you guys have distgusting teeth
Random Country: Guys! GUYS! Stop fighting! Be united in peaaaaaacee dudes
England: /:
America: |:
England: Yeah. Ok. Hey, America - wanna play some football?
America: What?
England: 'Soccer' /:
America: LOL go on then :L