english bull muff
when an english woman queefs in their partners face and then shits on their chest. She then starts to sniff the shit and then put into her mouth and spit onto her partners face.
Sandra: Hey Stacy. I totally gave Brad an english bull muff last night.
Stacy: Did he like it?
Sandra: Are you kidding? He loved it!
Stacy: Did he like it?
Sandra: Are you kidding? He loved it!