English Handshake

A dry, shameful handjob.

I pressured my Mormon girlfriend into tugging me of last night. No lube and just her shame filled sobs. It’s was a total English Handshake.

english handshake

When a gentleman, or a bloke, places his dingus on the shoulder of another person as a form of endearing greetings.

I was on the train cart and recognized a long time champ I have not seen in ages , so I put my dingus on his shoulder and he instantly recognized me! That's an English handshake. Anything else is an insult to the relationship and should result in a duel.

俚语	english handshake
释义	English Handshake A dry, shameful handjob. I pressured my Mormon girlfriend into tugging me of last night. No lube and just her shame filled sobs. It’s was a total English Handshake. english handshake When a gentleman, or a bloke, places his dingus on the shoulder of another person as a form of endearing greetings. I was on the train cart and recognized a long time champ I have not seen in ages , so I put my dingus on his shoulder and he instantly recognized me! That's an English handshake. Anything else is an insult to the relationship and should result in a duel.
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