Engorgio
The spell Professor Moody uses to enlarge himself. He learned this from Dumbledore who is inevitably, gay.
"Engorgio!"
"Whoa."
"Whoa."
Engorgio
A wizard spell that enlarges (but you know what we we use it for) *winks*
*looks down at tiny wang* Harry: Engorgio *wang grows to the size of fucking everest*