Enigman
A person that is Enigmatic. No one really knows who he TRULY is or what he's REALLY about. He's either secretive while seeming so open and wonderful by all outward appearances or the opposite; he seems to be one thing, but is really something else.
People think that Jeff is an asshole who just doesn't care based on some of his behavior, but in reality, he's an "Enigman" that's actually very sensitive at heart.
enigmaneering
like imagineering, except it makes no sense
lock up the copy paper because we use too much, don't order toiletpaper because it COSTS MONEY, drive past 4 Lowe's stores (40miles) to deliver an appliance that was in-stock w/in 10 miles of customer's house; complete enigmaneering