Ennis, Tx

A small town south of Dallas full of snarky bitches and asshats who used to be cheerleaders and football players before getting pregnant at 19 and settling down in waxahachie. Ennis is known for the purple weeds that grow every April. The drinking water smells like fish oil and shit stains because of the equally nasty lake that the water comes from. If you’re looking for a place that will cater to your every need (so long as you’re white, simi-rich, and a man) then ennis Texas is the place for you!!