enphaged
to be enraged by anything pertaining to a bacteriophage. This can cause extreme discomfort and violence in the laboratory setting.
Gertrude-"Melvin! I've been waiting here for half an hour and my top agar has yet to solidify!"
Melvin-"How concerning! I would be enphaged as well!"
Melvin-"How concerning! I would be enphaged as well!"