Entice-a-roni

A sarcastic term used to describe the process in which an individual attempts to impress a potential mate by preparing a just-add-water style meal from a box while dressing it up to look like a made from scratch dinner. This is a common phenomenon among individuals that have little or no cooking skill, but lack the common sense to order in when bringing home a date.

Steve: "My girlfriend is coming over, I'm gonna cook for her."

Bob: "You can't cook for shit, Steve."

Steve: "I'll make one of those quick oven bake dinners and add a little garnish to the side. She'll never know the difference."

Bob: "What, you're gonna impress her with a box of Entice-a-roni? Man you're a cheap-ass moron, order some chinese."

俚语	entice-a-roni
释义	Entice-a-roni A sarcastic term used to describe the process in which an individual attempts to impress a potential mate by preparing a just-add-water style meal from a box while dressing it up to look like a made from scratch dinner. This is a common phenomenon among individuals that have little or no cooking skill, but lack the common sense to order in when bringing home a date. Steve: "My girlfriend is coming over, I'm gonna cook for her." Bob: "You can't cook for shit, Steve." Steve: "I'll make one of those quick oven bake dinners and add a little garnish to the side. She'll never know the difference." Bob: "What, you're gonna impress her with a box of Entice-a-roni? Man you're a cheap-ass moron, order some chinese."
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