Eowel
The asian dude who always goes to the bathroom every 2 minutes just to take a shit cuz he be eating hella alot of food. Some say he looks exactly like jackie chan but he can’t even name any unique karate moves beside porkchop. He also can’t use a damn chopstick either and let me remind you he’s asian!
Cooking rice is Eowel lifeforce. Without it he’s good for nothing.