Epagurate
It is a phrase used to explain when one hurts themselves in a minor accident. i.e. when you stub your toe. or when you hit your funny bone.
Leah walks into a room and stubs her toe on the night stand.
Something she would yell is:
"Why do I always epagurate myself?!"
"I epagurated myself... again!"
"OW! epaguration much?"
Something she would yell is:
"Why do I always epagurate myself?!"
"I epagurated myself... again!"
"OW! epaguration much?"