EPD
Explosive Projectile Diarrhea. When your ass is not only shooting out liquid shit, it's also shooting it great distances.
Alex - "I just had Taco Bell for the first time in five years for lunch."
Me - "Looks like you're going to have some EPD tonight."
Alex - "Worth it."
Me - "Looks like you're going to have some EPD tonight."
Alex - "Worth it."
EPD
Emails Per Day. The amount of email sent/received from a single contact in one day.
I average 13 EPD with my BEF (best email friend)
EPD's
Expected Progeny Differences, data collected on cattle (dames and bulls) used in breeding programs to predict characteristics in offspring.
Lookit!, Leroy...check out the EPD's on that sweetheart wearing the crimson Carharrt's.