e-period
It is when your electronic devices, or an electronic assistant behaves as if they are menstrual. The assistant is looking up bizarre search topics and not really hearing the commands clearly, or sending text messages to your friends and family that make little to no sense.
"Send a text message to Fran." "Ok what would you like it to say?". "I'm running a few minutes late, wait for me." "Ok text message says: I'm running great, fleas will be. Shall I send it?" "No." "Ok I'll send it."
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My tablet is on its e-period this morning! I can't get to any of my photos. Why won't you work right?!
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My tablet is on its e-period this morning! I can't get to any of my photos. Why won't you work right?!