Ephelan
A disease affecting just 1 in 60 million in the UK
Symptoms Include:
- apologising frequently
- loss of mobility
- loss of the cognitive ability to walk in a straight line
- takes fucking ages to decide what to eat
Generally affects girls from the South.
Symptoms Include:
- apologising frequently
- loss of mobility
- loss of the cognitive ability to walk in a straight line
- takes fucking ages to decide what to eat
Generally affects girls from the South.
You keep falling over - have you taken your Ephelan pills today?