EPIC ANAL
The ultimate incarnation of anal sex. Can be used to force ones opinion on any being with an anus.
Scotsman: "Ye, me wife dislikes that i work in teh field all day"
Scotsmans friend: "Indeed, force upon her EPIC ANAL so that she might change her ways"
Scotsmans friend: "Indeed, force upon her EPIC ANAL so that she might change her ways"