epicologist

One who dedicates his career in the studies of epicness. These people often are cool, and awesome, and make quite a bit of money.
If you ever run into an epicologist the best things to do are:
A) Shake their hand
B) Hug them (Regardless of their sex)
C) Give them more money as they need to become even more epic

How to identify a epicologist:
There is no way to identify a epicologist, for they are to god-like to identify.