Epi Cow
A device used to prevent a cow from having an allergic reaction.
Guy 1: Bessie's been sniffling a ton lately, any advice?
Guy 2: Dude, buy don't be so cheap and buy her an epi cow
Guy 1: Ugh, fine. But it better work.
Guy 2: Dude, buy don't be so cheap and buy her an epi cow
Guy 1: Ugh, fine. But it better work.