epidermisologist
1. A fictitious doctor who specializes in the treatment of ailments concerning the outmost layer of human skin.
2. What most of the English-speaking world incorrectly thinks epidemiologists are.
2. What most of the English-speaking world incorrectly thinks epidemiologists are.
Vivian: So, what do you do for a living?
Justin: I'm an epidemiologist.
Vivian: Oh, you're an epidermisologist? One of those skin doctors?! Can you give me a discount on laser treatments?
Justin: ... Um, no.
Justin: I'm an epidemiologist.
Vivian: Oh, you're an epidermisologist? One of those skin doctors?! Can you give me a discount on laser treatments?
Justin: ... Um, no.