Almanac
A Book with Loads of Information, aka the Greatest Book in the World.
Play 5 Game Modes and Pursue the Almanac!
Yes no Katie joke :3
Yes no Katie joke :3
almanac
greatest book in the world. one with all the facts
"What's an almanac?" Katie Houff
almanac
The Book with all the Information..... and no it isn't a black book.. that isn't the main PHONE BOOK EITHER KATIE HOUFF
" didn't konw there was an Almanac?" Katie Houff
almanac
Greatest book in the world. Yes better than the bible.
"What's an almanac?" - Katie Houff
Gorillaz Almanac
A book by virtual band gorillaz, celebrating 20 years since their first album. It features dozens of official art, facts, lore and comics
Me: ah shit bro u wanna read gorillaz almanac
Friend: fuck yeah bro
Me: damn im finna bust a nut from all this beautiful art throughout the years
*Produces children*
Friend: fuck yeah bro
Me: damn im finna bust a nut from all this beautiful art throughout the years
*Produces children*
Farmer's Almanac
Coming in a girl and then shitting in her vag, thus fertilizing your seed.
After I blew my load in Carol, I shat in her fertile crescent, giving her the farmer's almanac and fertilizing my "crop"
Grays Sports Almanac
A book that made Biff Tannen rich in 1985
Originally Marty McFly wanted to go back in time and make himself rich, but old Biff Tannen decided to tabled the turns.
Originally Marty McFly wanted to go back in time and make himself rich, but old Biff Tannen decided to tabled the turns.
Marty: Party's over Biff, theres a little matter we need to talk about.
Biff: Yeah money right well forget it!
Marty: No, not money, Grays Sports Almanac
Biff: You heard him girls, party's over...
Biff: Yeah money right well forget it!
Marty: No, not money, Grays Sports Almanac
Biff: You heard him girls, party's over...