Episstemology
The study of why people get pissed off OR The study of stages of alcoholic inebriation from light buzz to dead drunk.
John's episstemology is kinda weird. First he gets very garralous, then after about half an hour of steady drinking, he just passes out.
Episstemology
The study of taking a piss
"I usually have to piss after drinking large amounts of water"
~My episstemology dissertation
~My episstemology dissertation