epoch failure
A failure of such great magnitude that it can only be quantified in geologic time.
John: While rolling last night I tried to pull off a flying armbar but I ended up missing it and landing on my head.
Jane: Wow...Epic failure.
John: To make it worse I sharded myself when I hit the ground.
Jane: What?! Epoch Failure!!
Jane: Wow...Epic failure.
John: To make it worse I sharded myself when I hit the ground.
Jane: What?! Epoch Failure!!