Epsom

Beautiful town in Surrey 16 miles from London with parks, a theatre and great shops and restaurants.

School fees more expensive than your house, it is the home to the posh cunts of England, with a sprinkle of Asians to boost grades and rugby players with less brain cells than a headless chicken. Known for their Laddish behaviour and huge houses.

Epsom College is the common name for Professor Xavier's mansion. It is the base of operations and training site of the X-Men and the location of a school for mutant teenagers, the Xavier Institute for Higher Learning, formerly Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters. It is also the worldwide headquarters of the X-Corporation. It is located in the very clandestine region of Surrey, South-East England. The school's motto is "mutatis mutandis."

In the middle of the quad is the Phoenix Memorial Statue, dedicated to the memory of Jean Grey. Notable rooms include the Danger Room, Sixth form Centre and a room containing Cerebro.

The Headmasters Office of Cyclops and Stevey B is on the top floor. Wilson Pitch is a popular hang-out. Directly below Wilson Pitch is the hangar, which houses many transportation vehicles, as well as aircraft such as the X-Men Blackbird.

Multi purpose salt that is used commonly as an internal laxative. Can be used to added bathing for soothing of sprains, aches and stings. Another common use is also for fertilization. Magnesium sulfate USP is the active ingrediant. Use of this with other prescribed drugs should be consulted with doctor etc.

If a room smells funny and has been mysteriously been repainted (any colour from 'mission brown'to 'avocado green' {what have you been eating?}) this is probably because someone was using "epsom summersaults".
This is an play on words of:
Epsom salts - A diarrhoeic agent.
Summersault - putting your head between your legs and rolling forwards.
It is used to describe a mess left behind in a bathroom, where someone has missed the bowl, left a skid mark or generally left feacal matter all over the carpet, walls, roof, furniture, dog or anything not covered in cling film.

Leaves the same mess as a Di-hurl, although not in unison

Epsom Ballaz are a team of peeps who join forces every summer or when ever the weather is good to take on punk bitch who think they know how to play street stlye basketball.