Equifucked
What happens to you when your information was stolen from Equifax due to their lack security.
I just went online to check my status on the Equifax breach and found out I was Equifucked!
Equifucked
Pronounced: e·qui·fuct/ˌēkwiˈfucked/
When presented with a decision where there is no right answer or safe plan of action. Similar to being stuck between a rock and a hard place.
When presented with a decision where there is no right answer or safe plan of action. Similar to being stuck between a rock and a hard place.
Example 1.
Buddy: "hum shitty poo, this fucking bus is never going to turn up is it. :( We could walk home in this lightning storm through the field of pylons? Or we could accept the lift from PychoSteve in his ice cream van?"
Guy: "Fuck knows, we're equifucked!!"
Example 2.
At the end of a long days boozing and perving Cunt-of-the-gang was equifucked. Tits or chips? he asked himself. To peruse one would result in the loss of the other.
Buddy: "hum shitty poo, this fucking bus is never going to turn up is it. :( We could walk home in this lightning storm through the field of pylons? Or we could accept the lift from PychoSteve in his ice cream van?"
Guy: "Fuck knows, we're equifucked!!"
Example 2.
At the end of a long days boozing and perving Cunt-of-the-gang was equifucked. Tits or chips? he asked himself. To peruse one would result in the loss of the other.
Equifucked
Having your personal information hacked by this dumb ass reporting agency
My identity was stolen - I was royally Equifucked
Equifucked
People fucked by Equifax data breach
He was equifucked due to the Equifax data hack.
Equifucked
Faced with identity theft of financial damage due to no fault of your own due to the Equifax breach.
I might as well go shopping and running up my credits cards since my credit scored is probably equifucked anyway