ALMFO
internet slang that only the 'coolest' of kids would use, stands for "almost laughed my fingernails off"
"hey garry, i got an erection in class and had to stand up and give a speech! it was so embarrassing!"
"HAHAHAHAH ALMFO!!!!!!!!!!!!111oneoneshiftoneshifteleven"
"HAHAHAHAH ALMFO!!!!!!!!!!!!111oneoneshiftoneshifteleven"