Erdeniz
Probably the most handsome guy you’ll ever meet. On the outside he’s very funny and always makes you lough - or is trying to. On the inside he’s a very caring guy. Also he has an extraordinary sized dick
Why’s everyone laughing? - Because Erdeniz said a joke
Erdeniz
A short, round and hairy animal. The meat of which is a Turkish delicacy.
John: "Hey Jeff, what is your wife cooking for you this evening?"
Jeff: "I'm having some erdeniz sausages"
John: "but erdeniz sausages are small"
Jeff: "that's ok, I'll have them with pitta bread"
Jeff: "I'm having some erdeniz sausages"
John: "but erdeniz sausages are small"
Jeff: "that's ok, I'll have them with pitta bread"