Erectile Malfunction
When you get horny and fuck an ugly chick
Person #1 : Bro you fucked buck toothed becky. ERECTILE MALFUNCTION.
erectile malfunction
When you lose your erection in the middle of sexual intercourse.
Girl: What happened?? I was about to come!
Guy: Sorry, I had erectile malfunction.
Girl: I told you not to drink so much.
Guy: Sorry, I had erectile malfunction.
Girl: I told you not to drink so much.
Erectile Malfunction
The opposite of erectile dysfunction, where instead of a man’s penis unable to become erect, his penis is unable to become flaccid, thus forth remaining erect for an undisclosed amount of time.
“Man, I think I have erectile malfunction, it just won’t go down”