Eretiquette

Eretiquette, or erection etiquette, is the customary code of polite erection-related behavior that men should follow (i.e. when dancing, hugging, etc).

Girl: "Oh man, that guy showed poor eretiquette; I could feel his junk from a mile away on the dance floor!"

Guy: "What's wrong?"
Girl: "Why are you sticking your bum out like that when you hug me?"
Guy: "I'm just following proper eretiquette. I barely know you and don't want to accidentally poke you."
Girl: "You are such a wonderful gentleman."

俚语	eretiquette
释义	Eretiquette Eretiquette, or erection etiquette, is the customary code of polite erection-related behavior that men should follow (i.e. when dancing, hugging, etc). Girl: "Oh man, that guy showed poor eretiquette; I could feel his junk from a mile away on the dance floor!" Guy: "What's wrong?" Girl: "Why are you sticking your bum out like that when you hug me?" Guy: "I'm just following proper eretiquette. I barely know you and don't want to accidentally poke you." Girl: "You are such a wonderful gentleman."
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