Ergonomical
Yeah, it's a fucking word.
Fornicating under consent of the king is very ergonomical.
Ergonomics
Ergonomics is a design method that utilizes human factors psychology whereby each factor that affects human well-being is considered in the design process of a tool, object, space or system. the person is assessed as an individual and there is no blanket-sweep approach, the system fits to accommodate the individuals and not the other way around. with ergonomics we no longer have to 'fit in' and conform but are free to be ourselves with a system that supports and strengthens both individuals and groups as a whole. Ergonomics seeks to decrease unhealthy stress of the body and mind to reduce injury, improve their life and strengthen organizations. Ergonomics is an efficient scientific tool that enables independent and equal access to buildings and services. there is a powerful economic argument that improved well-being equals improved productivity and that slave labor and poor living conditions are unsustainable and in the long run, simply bad for business. therefore putting human well-being at the core to our systems is more profitable than chasing profit; the irony. Additionally by putting well-being at the core of our world, sustainability would be an inevitable byproduct. Ergonomics is an ideologically neutral and pragmatic tool.
"Ergonomics" Most people think of left-handed scissors, office chairs or braille keypads when they think about ergonomics but it is all encompassing and can be applied just as easily to computer interfaces, architecture, urban spaces, organizations, systems and services. An ergonomic system has both efficiency and empathy.
"my shoes are designed to mold to the individual contours of my feet to support my spine and core strength, they're well ergonomic"
"my shoes are designed to mold to the individual contours of my feet to support my spine and core strength, they're well ergonomic"
ergonomics
To make the man fit into the box instead of the box fitting round the man.
to put people in cubicles and force them to be creative instead of putting them in a creative environment and letting it happen
Ergonomic
Use when people are trying to sound sarcastic and say the opposite of something
I'm so ergonomically excited to be at school today
( means your not happy to be at school)
( means your not happy to be at school)
Ergonomic Nipples
A set of perfect female breasts that are always in the pointy upright position. The right size, pert and always at attention. Ergonomic nipples are perfect for nuzzling suckling.
I’m sucked on her ergonomic nipples last night for over an hour and my neck didn’t hurt.
Her ergonomic nipples were winking at me in the break room today.
She let me and the bro’s take turns on her ergonomic nipples.
Her ergonomic nipples were winking at me in the break room today.
She let me and the bro’s take turns on her ergonomic nipples.
ergonomic keyboard
keyboard with "thoughtfully" spaced tites for freek, mutants, poo drinking crap people who perhaps drive daihatsu Terios's and complain about being old. Really they are just another sub group of a closet hipster. A hipster so ingrown they pretend they are better then hipsters by buying a "new" keyboard with a design strongly rooted in the shity 80's
HEY! Check out this cray new ergonomic keyboard I bought from K-Mart / Tandy / Electro Barn / JB / Grace Brothers.
"WOW! its like all bent and shit!!"
"Its totally space age"
"Do you think my hand looks big on this?"
"WOW! its like all bent and shit!!"
"Its totally space age"
"Do you think my hand looks big on this?"
un-ergonomic-ness
1) To not be the very nature of ergonomic. The opposite of ergonomic.
2) A made up word by Digo Raccoon upon the discovery of those 8-bit nintendo controllers and how he used to play on those things and not get sore from them.
2) A made up word by Digo Raccoon upon the discovery of those 8-bit nintendo controllers and how he used to play on those things and not get sore from them.
My hands are sore from the un-ergonomic-ness of those controllers.