Almond Joy
A black guy who acts white.
You heard Jamal is an almond joy? Black on the outside but white on the inside.
Almond Joy
The male version of a camel toe where you can see the outline of the dudes junk from pants that are too tight.
Dude, check out Tim's Almond Joy. No wonder he's always depressed.
Almond Joy
A man's "package" in his pants. Like a ladies "Camel Toe"
His pants are so tight you can see his almond joy!
Almond Joy
To ejaculate on a piece of fecal matter, preferably human feces.
Jhon: Richard! Did you make another almond joy in the bathroom?
Richard: I'm sorry, I couldn't help it.
Richard: I'm sorry, I couldn't help it.
Almond Joy
When a man has diarrhea and it covers his testicals. He can let it dry on his testicals and then let someone lick it off.
Female version of this is a "Mounds"
Female version of this is a "Mounds"
Jeff had the shits all day, so when I got home he gave me an almond joy.
Almond Joy
When a man's genitals are fondled by a partner.
Jack: Jill came over gave me almond joy last night.
Ben: lucky bastard!
Ben: lucky bastard!
almond joying
Eating ass
I'm going to eat a nigga ass like an almond joy. Almond joying