eric paul johnson
A person who cries as he ejaculates and proceeds to drink the tears and semen. He once ran for class president but lost to a chalkboard eraser. At the age of 15 he discovered that his father is actually half a turkey and bacon sandwich. People have speculated as to EPJ's sexual orientation, with the top possible orientations being: the attraction to elder mountain goats, attracted to David Caruso's sunglasses or the attraction to Steve Buscemi's elbow crook. He once voted for Mikhail Gorbachev in American idol.
yeah that eric paul johnson, what a useless gaseous mass.
Paul-Eric
Paul-Eric is an awesome dude, who always works diligently to achieve every single one of his goals. He's really ambitious, but a bit egotistical. A mix of the personalities of Paul and Eric
Charles: "Damn, did you see that? Paul-Eric ranked top 50 worldwide for his test scores and he just started that class last week!"
Jake: "I wish I had Paul-Eric's work ethic."
Jake: "I wish I had Paul-Eric's work ethic."
eric paul
The most unselfish man I've ever met, truly gods gift to the world. Always sees the best in everyone n everything, can always fine the good when you think there isnt any. Amazing father, brother, friend, and future husband... Truly the love of my life...
Man girl your such a lucky girl, what do they call a man like that???
Yeah i know, he's an Eric Paul n all mine❤😘
Yeah i know, he's an Eric Paul n all mine❤😘