Almost to Narnia
The act of being homosexual to such a high degree that were the closet metaphor reality, you would have by this point almost have reached narnia due to how far you are in the closet.
Bill: Heyyyyy, look at the ass on that dude.
Bob: Seriously bro, keep going, you're almost to Narnia.
Bob: Seriously bro, keep going, you're almost to Narnia.