Esai
One of the maddest motherfuckers to grace this planet. Doesn't take shit from anyone. An Esai is reliable and should be your go to person. Also see wildcard.
I saw Esai kick the shit out of 10 dudes last night. As a young teen Jean-Claude Van Damme once told reporters that one day he'd like to grow up and become an Esai.
Esai
The greatest, most awesome person ever. Many think there's not much to him, but in the time that it took you to think that, he already figured all your are, your weaknesses and devised a plan to take you down if need be. He possess several abilities such as great strength and stamina. Students in the day, café worker in the evening and badass at night. One of the greatest rangers to come across the range. Don't ever ever mess with this guy. You'll regret it for lifetimes to come.
Jane: "OMG did you see how Esai took down that guy?"
Jeff: "Yeah, it was as if he was planning it for a while but he only knew him for 5 minutes"
Jeff: "Yeah, it was as if he was planning it for a while but he only knew him for 5 minutes"
Esai
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Esai
To violently shit ones self.
I thought I could trust that fart but I esai My pants.
ESAI
Exclusionist Sexualities and Identities
A direct opposite of MOGAI
A selected community built on exclusiveness, and made solely for the purpose of creating a safe space for LGBT exclusionists and exclu leaning neutrals
A direct opposite of MOGAI
A selected community built on exclusiveness, and made solely for the purpose of creating a safe space for LGBT exclusionists and exclu leaning neutrals
Brad: Hey dude, are you a member of the LGBT community?
Kim: Yeah, but I'm also in the ESAI community.
Kim: Yeah, but I'm also in the ESAI community.
esay
Not to be confused with "easy" or "Michael J. Fox," "esay" represents the corporeal embodiment of awesomeness on Earth. In a way, esay is the atheists' equivalent of Jesus Christ can easily be viewed as a messiah.
Incorrect: "I think I aced that test. It was way too esay."
Even more incorrect: "Other than occasional voice acting, esay hasn't done a single good thing with his career since the 'Back to the Future' series."
Correct: "Esay is what makes life worth living. Otherwise, cats wouldn't ever use the litter box."
Even more incorrect: "Other than occasional voice acting, esay hasn't done a single good thing with his career since the 'Back to the Future' series."
Correct: "Esay is what makes life worth living. Otherwise, cats wouldn't ever use the litter box."
Esais
A good guy. Sometimes hard to understand. Can get very upset over the littlest things if you don't watch out. If you ever marry an Easis than you are The luckiest person in the world.
Esais was upset yesterday because Brittney didn't tell him her secret.